LilyPad University Athletics
Our football team has never been defeated. Our wiffle ball team has never lost a game. In fact, since LilyPad University's founding in 1994, no school, nor any other sports organization, can claim to have bested any of our sports teams.
That's because we don't have any.
Okay, so LilyPadU has no Athletics Department. We don't even have a gym. We do have a shower, but no one is sure why.
What we do have are all-star trainers who are always in your corner. We don't have a track and field team, but our froggers will hop this way and that for your successful implementation. And we don't have a tennis team, but our customizable products put the ball in your court.
So how far can we take this metaphor?
All the way to the Division 1 National Creative Writing Championship, which — if such a thing existed — would be utterly dominated by our expert team of editors.
So while we may not have sports teams, its a slam dunk that you'll get a hall-of-fame team implementing and supporting your products.


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